daisy

thanks to jenna for sending in this photo of her grandmother enjoying a bowl of uncle ben's famous rice.

it's june, everyone! we all know what that means: if anyone can submit a photo of an old woman eating an arby's roastburger, they'll win a personal date with daisy right here! good luck!

frances

i don't know what to do anymore you guys, no one is submitting any pictures of old ladies anymore, and i've blown almost all my assets on genuine clam pearls

this is like the dot-com bubble all over again

suzette

taken right before she wolfed down the entire thing in one impressive gulp.

bernice

hey, you know that whole thing on the right about sending in pics? yeah, well, use it. i'm doing all the work here and that's just not fair. do you know what it's like to socialize with a different old woman every day? come on people.

barb & fran

DOUBLE WHAMMY (granny, lol)

pearl

she's a little younger than i typically have on here, but look at that smile.

paulette